Lydia

Charlie: Lydia... what a nice name. Is that short for something?

Lydia: Like what?

Charlie: uhm... Lyyyyyydiaaaaaaaa...?

- Outsourced S01 E21

Her face...

Her face made me wanna learn how to box!

- Lory, Cougar Town S02 E13

I hope he kills me!

Every home improvement project that we've undertaken has been a near-death experience. [...] If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me. Because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person.

- Cameron on Mitchell's Home Improvement Skills, Modern Family S02 E01

Dreams...

Britta: If you want to take care of him, you have to let him follow his dreams!

Abed's Dad: Dreams are for sleeping!

Britta: You don't know that!

Abed's Dad: It's clinically proven.

- Community (S01 Ep. 3: Introduction to Film)

What will happen...

In a Colgate commercial,

Voice over (not verbatim) : "What will happen if you don't brush your teeth?

Kid: It will look like Lola's teeth! (points to a drawing of blackened teeth)

You do this...

Coach Ken Tanaka: You make this, and we win... You make this, and you die a legend...

Kurt: Can I pee first?

- Glee

What's wrong with me?!?!

What's wrong with me?!?! What's wrong with me… is that you're freakishly tall!!! I feel like a woodland creature!

- Dakota Stanley (to Finn),  Glee